bring me coffee, tea?Bring Me Coffee or Bring Me Tea “He likes his coffee hot, apparently, but at least he doesn’t like it with any complicated stuff.”bring me coffee, tea?
“Are you telling me that you’d go and get his damned coffee every time he asks?!” “Well, no, but at we don’t have to kill him!” “Who invited this guy?” “Don’t look at me, I’m the one who spilt his god damned coffee in his own lap!” “He can’t have children now, but he still marks far too hard!” * * *
Earl
Streetcar Number 15 To HeavenStreetcar #15 to HeavenStreetcar Number 15 To Heaven
Sometimes, when a plane first touches the ground, its wheels hit the ground in such a way that it causes a loud shrieking sound to be audible in the cabin, which is where the passengers sit. When this particular plane’s wheels shrieked, a twenty year old man screamed like a little girl. His name was Oscar and he was often made fun of for his girlish shrieks. This instance was no different. “Eeeeek!” cried Oscar. “Mommy, is that a girl or a boy?” asked a young boy, holding a baseball glove, to his mother. His mother eyed Oscar, as if tossing the same id
rip in peace.a large, muscular bodybuilder with a sloping forehead and a loincloth on stands at the foot of a grave, looking at the tombstone. it reads:rip in peace.
R.I.P.
the man picks up the tombstone and, with all his considerable might, rips the tombstone in half. a woman approaches, shocked.
why on earth did you do that? says the lady.
it said rip! replied the man
kangaroos only.there is a road, empty, with a sign nearby that shows a silhouette of a kangaroo. a car drivers by, and the man inside reads the following text, on the sign, using his eyeballs:kangaroos only.
KANGAROO CROSSING
he drives through, on the lookout for kangaroos. in the process, he runs over a man. he continues driving.
sometime later, he is stopped by police and asked about the accident. he gives the following explanation as to why he didn't stop:
it said kangaroo crossing, nothing about humans!
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